That one time Mariah Carey wanted to beat up Jennifer Lopez...

Comedian Margaret Cho spilled some tea on a podcast this week telling The Carlos Watson show that Mariah Carey wanted to beat the sh*t out of Jennifer Lopez. She recalls, "[Mariah Carey] was going to beat somebody's ass. She said 'I'm gonna beat that b*tches ass, and I believe she was talking about a not yet famous J.Lo..." The beef between Mariah and J.Lo has been waging on for over two decades all because of a stolen music sample. This is literally giving me belly laughs (so much I may even get abs like J.Lo, see her latest Twitter post). I can't see Mariah ever speaking like this and secondly, she doesn't have it in her to beat anyone's ass. 

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She throws a ball with such timidity, she'd probably run away if J.Lo challenged her to a fight. My money would certainly be on J.Lo.