Tuesday, 24 March 2020

Coronavirus won't let Gaga be great.


In a lengthy note to fans, Lady Gaga announced that the release of her new album 'Chromatica' will be postponed due to the coronavirus.

She  revealed that she had a secret performance at Coachella planned, and fans are motified. "But releasing it would have provided joy to a lot of people!" they cry, "it would have served as a necessary distraction during these unprecedented times!" It is also argued that not releasing it doesn’t help fight the pandemic. Right now, I think people are more concerned about being able to keep their assholes clean. But hey, at least she is taking this shit more seriously than Trump, so kudos where kudos is due.

Read Gaga's statement below: