Chris Brown has announced his eighth solo album, 'Heartbreak on a Full Moon.' First single drops May 5th on his 27th birthday. Sigh. Woe is me, no woman is loyal or down enough. Blah, blah, blah. Breezy needs to be put on a little rubber boat and shipped out into the Pacific Ocean without a paddle. He needs to stop releasing music for at least three years. Stop dropping shitty albums every six months. 