Tuesday, 11 November 2014

Usher's new song 'Clueless' to be sold at Walmart in Honey Nut Cheerios (exclusively)...

Oh dear. This is what marketing your new music has come down to, Usher? Really?

A new Usher song called 'Clueless' (slated to appear on his delayed new album, 'UR') will be made available at the bottom of select boxes of Honey Nut Cheerios. Starting Tuesday, the track will be available for download with specially-marked cereal packages purchased at Walmart stores across the States.

Oh, the struggle is real! And that song title could not be more ironic. Had to read it again. Usher. New single. Box of Honey Nut Cheerios. Exclusively. WALMART. Wow. Things really aren't what they used to be. I mean, WHO is Usher marketing his music to if folks have to buy a box of kiddie cereal at Walmart? Soon, we'll be able to purchase music via a loaf of bread and a tin of baked beans. I can't! Well, at least his team is being, um, creative. *crickets* Watch Usher's Honey Nut Cheerios commercial here if you missed it.